So I think Sherlock Season 3 should open up like this.
Sherlock: “You’re John!”
John: “You’re late.”
Sherlock: “John Watson. You’re my blogger!”John: “I’m John, and you’re late!”
Sherlock: “What happened?”
John: “Three years.”
Sherlock: “You hit me with a jar of jam!”
John: “Ha! Three years.”
Sherlock: “A jam jar!”
John: “Threeyears. And four psychiatrists.”
Sherlock: “Four?”
John: “I kept biting them.”
Sherlock: “Why?”
John: “They said you were dead.”



















